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A conversation of a group of bored criminals in jail:

Zoophile: Why don't we fuck a pussycat.
Sadist: We fuckt it, then we torture it.
Murderer: We fuck it, torture it, then we kill it.
Necrophile: We fucj it, torture it, kill it then we fuck it again.
Pyromaniac: Yeah. We fuck it, torture it, kill it, fuck it again then we burn it.

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I took an on-line personality test and the assesment was pretty much true.

The negative-neutral ones first:
a. I value loyalty a fair amount.
b. I am loyal to my friends to a point.
c. I do value getting my way, no matter what. (This is so true.)
d. I don't really value honesty.
e. My needs always come first, no matter what.
f. I'll help someone else...
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Yahoo Today:

*Taller people are smarter: study.

"As adults, taller individuals are more likely to select into higher paying occupations that require more advanced verbal and numerical skills and greater intelligence, for which they earn handsome returns"

So I am 5 feet and 9 inches tall.

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